Your boarding pass You have booked the right flight. Thanks for flying with Dooley Airlines. Fly with us to get to Dooley.Dk, the holiday island in the cyberworld.
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Passengers are allowed to manually redirect by clicking the DOOLEY.DK graphic banner above.

Passenger no.
through this gate

On re-count it may be more something like
As your host, Tom Kjeldsen, the humble web-slave of this site, I bid you very welcome

This is your captain Dom E. McLumberjack Esq. speaking "Welcome to this flight to Dooley.Dk. Please fasten your seat and belt and enjoy the flight. Read our catalog of Dooley Airline destinations placed in front of the cursor.

Or relax, lean back and enjoy our free musical offering by listening to The Swindlers band song (duration 1:45) currently playing. The flight has an estimated flytime of 1 minute and 45 seconds.

The weather at Dooley.Dk is sunny, everybody is happy, and just waiting to welcome you".